Derek Zoolander Center for Kids Who Can't Read Good - Unisex Hoodie Size:XL Bold white text reads "BASEBALL"

Bold white text reads "BASEBALL" above a pennant reading "Pacific National League

rendered in a retro advertising illustration style

" with yellow lightning bolt drip effects extending downward from the letters

Green monochrome pixel art depicts an ox hitched to a covered wagon

wearing a uniform with "Heaven" across the chest and "01" below it

Derek Zoolander Center for Kids Who Can't Read Good - Unisex Hoodie Size:XL Bold white text reads "BASEBALL"Founding a literacy center when you can't even recognize a scale model from an actual building is bold philanthropic vision. Grammar this bad deserves its own endowment. Inspired by Zoolander. The Details: Arched tan serif text reads "THE DEREK ZOOLANDER" above large tan block text reading "CENTER FOR KIDS" curving around a tan line art portrait of Derek Zoolander. "ESTD" and "2001" flank the portrait, with bold tan text reading "WHO CAN'T READ GOOD"