The Boys Are Back In Town - Women's T-Shirt Size:XL A flat-roofed building with starburst

A flat-roofed building with starburst facade details and a parked car sits below

Large Marge picked up one hitchhiker and scared an entire generation into never accepting rides from strangers

and no explanation for why a rusted heap keeps rolling out looking showroom fresh

A distressed illustration depicts an erupting volcano with red plume clouds

Lincoln dropping life advice at a San Dimas mall podium like he's closing out Gettysburg is peak accuracy for two dudes who say "So-crates

The Boys Are Back In Town - Women's T-Shirt Size:XL A flat-roofed building with starburstJesus and Santa rolling up in the same sleigh is the Christmas equivalent of two divorced parents showing up to the recital together. December's been running this awkward double billing for two thousand years and nobody's questioned the lineup. The Details: Golden yellow blackletter text reads "The Boys Are Back In Town!" with white Gothic style text below reading "Merry Christmas!" A retro cartoon illustration depicts Jesus Christ and Santa Claus