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Distressed white arched text reads "Holyoke

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That old EMpire phone exchange alone tells you how deep its roots ran in the valley

Vandelay Industries - Unisex Tank Top floria Distressed white arched text readsThe worlds leading importer exporter of something. This Vandelay Industries design is a fan art tribute to Seinfeld, inspired by George Costanzas greatest fake companya latex empire built entirely on lies and desperation. Whether youre applying for a job, dodging responsibility, or just trying to sound important, this retro throwback is perfect for fans of classic 90s television, sitcom nostalgia, and anyone who knows its real as long as Art Vandelay